Hello! Today, I’m
going to write about something a little different than usual. I’m going to review some movies/TV shows that
I’ve watched. And before you get started
on the ratings, I’d like you all to know that I don’t have television. I watch almost everything on Netflix, unless
I watch it in the movie theaters. So,
I’m going to start my rating list with:
The Goonies
-10 out of 10
There’s swearing, inappropriate and fat jokes, and stupid
people in eighties hairstyles (I really don’t care for the eighties). It’s about a family that really does love each other, but pretends not
to because it’s “cool”.
The plotline is that the main character and his “buddies”
find an old treasure map. They decide to
find the treasure because they’re poor and are going to sell their house. They set off to find it and run into some
thieves who are after it, too. The main
characters somehow manage to get to the treasure first, and they get it. After some trouble, they get back home with
some treasure and live happily ever after.
War Horse
3 out of 10
If you enjoy laughing at melodrama, watch War Horse. It’s supposed to be dramatic and sad, but
they messed up terribly. They overdid
the drama to the point that my big brother was trying not to have a fit of
laughter when watching it in the theater. He didn’t want to be rude. (At least,
I hope that was his intention lol!) War
Horse was directed by Steven Spielberg, who needs to steer well away from
melodrama from now on. But the
photography was good and the horses were beautiful. Spielberg also made my least favorite movie,
The Goonies.
The Office
9 out of 10
I think that this comedy TV show is one of the funniest
things that I’ve ever watched. It’s not
great for kids 10 and under though. It
can be inappropriate at times. We have
to fast-forward some parts, and we even had to skip a few episodes due to its
inappropriateness. It really could cut
down on some of the jokes, too. But the
characters are loveable and adorable in their own obnoxious way, and you just
wanna keep watching it all night.
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
9 out of 10
This movie is wonderful.
It’s acceptable for children of 7 and up because it would be boring to
the younger ones. It’s about a guy who
is appointed to fill a place for a guy that either had died or was fired… I
can’t remember which. He’s just a normal
guy at the first glance, but when he goes into office, he changes positively
everything. There’s betrayal, lies, and
love in Mr. Smith’s life as an office member.
Tangled
9 out of 10
It’s a movie that is great for the whole family on movie
night. It’s fun, quirky, and never gets
old. It’s not the best movie for boys,
but my brothers didn’t hate it. They gave it a rating of 5 stars out of 10.
Dr. Who
20 out of 10
Read my other blog post ‘The Most Awesome Show IN THE
WORLD’. I think that the title pretty
much sums it up, though.
So, that’s pretty much it!
Thanks for reading and have a good day! J
I love how you just bust through both ends of the rating range to make your point. I will definitely NOT watch The Goonies!
ReplyDeleteI hope you keep this blog going through the school year.
ha ha ha! After I watched The Goonies, I was disturbed for at least the rest of the day. I'm going to try to keep my blog going but I'm not going to be able to post much.
DeleteInteresting analysis. I thought you liked The Goonies until I looked again at your MINUS10 rating. What disturbed you most? Except for the annoying fat jokes, my family thinks it's great fun... Kid adventure, modern day pirate treasure fun, that ends like a fairy tale.
DeleteThe Office is adult funny, but it never grabbed me as one to follow, but I'd agree with your Dr Who rating. Every episode I've seen has been excellent and exciting. And the British accent doesn't hurt either :-)
Keep it up, I'll follow.
Lots of people like the Goonies but it's just not my kind of movie. I just find the jokes somewhat disturbing. The ending is sweet though. I'm glad that you like it! :)
DeleteNot everyone likes the office but I'm a giant fan of Dr. Who!!! My favorite doctor is David Tennant. It's hard to believe that he's Scottish! He has such a good british accent. Go Dr. Who!
BTW, does anyone want me to write more movie reviews?
Yes, write one about the show with those girls who turn into mermaids! : )
ReplyDeleteokay! But it's called 'H20; just add water'. I'll write the post soon. :)
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